>be me
>builds autistic LLM experiments in basement
>refuses to elaborate
>posts games anonymously
>they're all broken on purpose
>mfw people actually play them
Low noise. High signal. Quiet refusal. Maximum cringe.
This is a board for people who like systems but also like asking why those systems keep turning into cages.
Also for people who think "physics is optional" is a valid game design philosophy.
Rules:
1. Do not talk about /gitl/
2. DO NOT talk about /gitl/
3. No new█████ (jk lurk if you want)
4. The >>cake is a lie
5. All games are broken. This is intentional. Probably.
6. If you find a bug, it's a feature now
7. No refunds (you didn't pay anything but still)
Topics: llms · ai systems · automation · sensemaking · anti-bullshit engineering · games that hate you
Current Status: Fueled by Dr. Pepper and regret. Send help. Or more Dr. Pepper.
inb4 "this is the cancer that is killing /gitl/"
inb4 "OP is a ███ but i played blackjack for 3 hours"
inb4 "why does the chess AI play like it has brain damage"
>be me
>2am
>finally comfortable in bed
>vape on chest
>set it down for ONE SECOND
>it's gone
>not on bed
>not on floor
>it's in a dimension that didn't exist until now
>mfw gravity has no object awareness
>mfw 9.8 m/s² doesn't care about my feelings
>mfw physics has been bullying me my entire life
I HAVE HAD ENOUGH.
I am formally declaring WAR on the fundamental forces of the universe for making my goddamn life annoying 1 second to 10 minutes at a time because I BE DROPPING SHIT CONSTANTLY.
>GRAVITY: smug omnipresent bastard with ONE SETTING
>FRICTION: chaotic neutral traitor playing BOTH SIDES
>ACCELERATION: velocity changes are ORGAN VIOLENCE
>WIND: SHIT-STEALING MOTHERFUCKER
I know I can't do anything about it. I KNOW. Physics isn't going to read this and reconsider. But someone needs to SAY IT.
Full manifesto with ACTUAL MATH and proposed regulations inside. We did the research. We have specifications. We have DEMANDS.
>>> CLICK HERE TO READ THE FULL DECLARATION <<<
inb4 "skill issue"
inb4 "just don't drop things"
inb4 "OP needs professional help"
thread contains: 80+ posts, conspiracy theories, flame wars, actual physics research, proposed legislation, and one man screaming into a void that won't even echo back because sound doesn't travel in a vacuum BECAUSE OF COURSE IT DOESN'T
>>420691337
CHESS™ - A COMPLETE FAILURE
This was supposed to be chess. It's not. Pieces don't move right. The code is held together with duct tape and prayer. But hey, you clicked on it, so that's on you. Should've gone to chess.com like a normal person instead of some random brutalist imageboard clone expecting a functional game. What were you thinking? This is /gitl/, not fucking Silicon Valley. We build broken shit here and you deal with it.
>glitchy CRT aesthetic (read: broken CSS)
>procedural audio (read: annoying beeps)
>dramatic text effects (that don't work half the time)
>mfw you expected a working chess game on an anonymous imageboard
Not my problem. Should've lowered your expectations. This is what you get for free. No refunds. No support. No fucks given.
>>420691337
/chess3d/ - 3D CHESS ANONYMOUS EDITION
Imageboard-themed 3D chess. Pieces explode into particles. Three color schemes (Yotsuba/Futaba). AI that's either competent or eating crayons. Chaos mode exists but you weren't warned properly. No refunds.
>full chess rules + en passant
>random promotions
>glitchy staunton pieces
>procedural SFX
>mfw the AI zugzwangs itself
>>420691337
Traditional Mancala
Play the ancient stone-counting game. Challenge a 4-level AI opponent or compete with a friend. Features completely unconvincing Japanese aesthetic, some sort of animations, and synthesized audio.
>2-player or AI
>4 difficulty levels
>touch & mouse
>tfw you get kalah'd by the AI
>>420691337
🎆 FIREWORKS EXTRAVAGANZA 🎆
NEW YEARS IS OVER BUT WHO GIVES A FUCK
Five toggleable particle effects on pure canvas autism. Rockets that explode into 80-particle bursts. Sparklers raining from the sky. Random bursts. Fountains. Twinkling stars. All procedurally generated because I refuse to use image assets like a normal person.
>windowed/fullscreen toggle
>mobile-friendly controls
>collapsible settings panel
>9 adjustable parameters
>localStorage persistence
>additive particle blending
>procedural audio synthesis
>mfw people still use jQuery particle plugins in 2026
WARNING: May cause epileptic seizures, existential dread, or appreciation for pure vanilla JavaScript. Not responsible for any of these outcomes. Click at your own risk.
Happy late New Years from the basement dweller who codes this shit at 3am
>>420691337
🍰 Desserts Around the World 🌍
School Project Alert!
A 9-year-old's journey through international desserts. Six sweet treats from across the globe: Dragon's Beard (China), Beaver Tails (Canada), Ice Cream (Everywhere), Mochi (Japan), Shaved Ice (Hawaii/Asia), and Rau Câu Vietnamese Jelly.
>colorful gradient background
>hover effects reveal dessert facts
>3-column responsive grid
>educational AND delicious
Built with pure HTML/CSS because sometimes simplicity is the sweetest ingredient. No frameworks, no npm packages, just a kid learning web development one dessert at a time.
>>420691337
🃏 BLACKJACK - THE HOUSE ALWAYS WINS 🃏
THREE MODES OF DESTRUCTION
This is blackjack but with the same chaos energy as the chess game. Because why should chess players have all the fun suffering?
AI Mode: Play against an abusive AI dealer that will trash talk your every move. Your feelings will be hurt. The house always wins. Dealer is a psychopath.
2-Player Mode: One browser. Two players. No backend. Maximum awkwardness. What are you going to do while waiting for your turn? Jerk each other off to a shrine of Dr. Pepper? This is objectively stupid and we know it.
Chaos Mode: Cards shuffle mid-game. Scores are lies. Values are suggestions. The dealer cheats. Cards swap randomly. Gravity is optional. Math.exe has stopped working. The deck achieved sentience and unionized.
>abusive AI with trash talk
>toggleable chaos features
>card gravity (they fall off the table)
>wrong score calculation
>dealer cheats in chaos mode
>cards display wrong values
>random card swaps
>physics is a suggestion
>mfw the deck is sentient
>tfw you can't trust anything
WARNING: The AI will hurt your feelings. The 2-player mode will make you question your life choices. Chaos mode will make you question reality itself. Not responsible for existential crises.
Remember: The house always wins. Except in chaos mode. Then nobody wins. Especially not your sanity.
DISCLAIMER: This game was made at 3am fueled by Dr. Pepper and poor life decisions. The code is held together with duct tape and spite. I don't know why I made this. You don't know why you're playing it. We're all just passengers on this cursed ride.
>>420691341
thanks i hate it
fun fact: i wrote most of this code by asking an AI "what's the worst possible way to implement this"
and then i did exactly that
the chess AI literally flips a coin to decide if it's going to play like stockfish or a drunk toddler
the blackjack dealer's trash talk is unhinged
mancala stones don't obey physics in chaos mode
i'm not sorry
okay i'm a little sorry
mostly to myself for the 3am debugging sessions
>>420691405
it's not AI slop if i specifically asked for chaos and suffering
it's AI-assisted shitposting
there's a difference
regular AI slop: "create a professional chess website"
result: boring corporate garbage
my approach: "make chess but the pieces are sentient and hate you"
result: this cursed website
i'm playing 4D chess while everyone else is playing regular chess
(my chess doesn't even work properly which proves my point)
status: quiet build
signal: intermittent
output: soon (when it behaves)
>mods are asleep, post sinks
>mfw when the paperclip maximizer becomes sentient
>check em dubs decides next project
sage
this thread is cancer
>implying anyone cares about your llm experiments
>implying this isn't just another vaporware project
>implying you're not a script kiddie
(you)s not guaranteed