>3D chess on an imageboard >pieces explode into particles >three different colorblind modes
this is the most autistic thing i've ever seen and i love it
Anonymous01/06/26(Mon)15:27:44No.690101
>>690100
wait till you enable chaos mode
pieces just start doing whatever the fuck they want
it's beautiful
Anonymous01/06/26(Mon)15:41:23No.690102
sage
>AI eating crayons >"competent or eating crayons"
tried playing against AI on hard mode
it sacrificed its queen for a pawn on move 3
this is not a bug it's performance art
Anonymous01/06/26(Mon)16:03:55No.690103
>>690102
kek
the AI is literally just minimax with random.org integration
sometimes it plays like stockfish, sometimes like a drunk toddler
10/10 game design
Anonymous01/06/26(Mon)16:18:33No.690104
>be me >playing /chess3d/ for first time >switch to futaba theme >instant eye cancer but in a good way >capture opponent's knight >explodes into 1000 particles >particles freeze mid-air >mfw the physics engine gave up >still better than chess.com premium
Anonymous01/06/26(Mon)16:33:33No.690105
the "random promotion" feature is fucking hilarious
pawn reaches the end, promotes to... another pawn
actual keking irl
check my trips and OP adds pawn-to-bishop promotion
Anonymous01/06/26(Mon)16:45:12No.690106
>>690105
CHECKED
trips of truth. also why does the board sometimes just... rotate
like i didn't touch anything and suddenly i'm looking at it from behind
is this a feature or did three.js achieve sentience
Anonymous01/06/26(Mon)17:02:44No.690107
>>690106 >is this a feature
yes
Anonymous01/06/26(Mon)17:28:55No.690108
checked the source code
>617KB minified bundle >three.js + gsap just for chess >procedural SFX using web audio API >particle system for captured pieces
this is the most overengineered chess game i've ever seen
i'm not even mad, i'm impressed
based and bloatpilled
Anonymous01/06/26(Mon)18:15:47No.690109
>>690108
unironically the comfiest chess experience
>pieces explode into particles
>three different colorblind modes
this is the most autistic thing i've ever seen and i love it
wait till you enable chaos mode
pieces just start doing whatever the fuck they want
it's beautiful
>AI eating crayons
>"competent or eating crayons"
tried playing against AI on hard mode
it sacrificed its queen for a pawn on move 3
this is not a bug it's performance art
kek
the AI is literally just minimax with random.org integration
sometimes it plays like stockfish, sometimes like a drunk toddler
10/10 game design
>playing /chess3d/ for first time
>switch to futaba theme
>instant eye cancer but in a good way
>capture opponent's knight
>explodes into 1000 particles
>particles freeze mid-air
>mfw the physics engine gave up
>still better than chess.com premium
pawn reaches the end, promotes to... another pawn
actual keking irl
check my trips and OP adds pawn-to-bishop promotion
CHECKED
trips of truth. also why does the board sometimes just... rotate
like i didn't touch anything and suddenly i'm looking at it from behind
is this a feature or did three.js achieve sentience
>is this a feature
yes
>617KB minified bundle
>three.js + gsap just for chess
>procedural SFX using web audio API
>particle system for captured pieces
this is the most overengineered chess game i've ever seen
i'm not even mad, i'm impressed
based and bloatpilled
unironically the comfiest chess experience
yotsuba theme + lofi beats + watching pieces explode = peak comfy
thanks OP, i hate it (i love it)