You're about to play a 2-player chess game on a single browser with no backend support.
This means you'll be taking turns looking at the screen while the other person... what?
Closes their eyes? Looks away? Pretends to be interested in the ceiling tiles?
What are you going to do? Take turns on the same device?
Jerk each other off to a shrine of Dr. Pepper cans while you wait for your turn?
This is objectively the most awkward way to play chess.
But hey, you clicked it. That's on you. Have fun with your questionable life choices.
- Management
⚠️ WARNING: PIECES HAVE ACHIEVED SENTIENCE ⚠️ they do what they want now. you're just along for the ride.
white's turn
🤖 AI TRASH TALK 🤖
Waiting for your pathetic move...
😈 CHAOS METER 😈
STABLE
captured white
captured black
⚠️ CHAOS RULES ⚠️
- pieces have free will now (they might ignore you)
- board may rotate at any moment
- pieces can become invisible, change type, or teleport
- "valid moves" are more like suggestions
- clicking one piece might move a different one
- the chaos meter increases with each move
- gravity is optional
- time is a flat circle
- reset button may or may not work
- your sanity is not guaranteed
note: if you're not laughing or crying, the chaos level isn't high enough. pro tip: lower your expectations. then lower them again. warning: this is what happens when chess pieces unionize.
Comments (12)
Anonymous01/12/26(Sun)19:23:44No.696969
>chaos chess >pieces have achieved sentience >board rotates mid-game
this is the most beautiful disaster i've ever witnessed. it's like chess but designed by someone having a mental breakdown
Anonymous01/12/26(Sun)19:31:17No.696970
just clicked my rook and my pawn moved instead
absolutely fucking kek. this is chess gaslighting simulator 2026
Anonymous01/12/26(Sun)19:45:09No.696971
>bishop turned into a knight mid-game >queen duplicated herself >board went back in time??? >pieces started falling down due to "gravity"
i don't even know what's happening anymore but i can't stop playing
Anonymous01/12/26(Sun)20:02:55No.696972
THE CHAOS METER IS GENIUS
watching it climb while everything descends into madness is pure dopamine. 10/10 would rage again
Anonymous01/12/26(Sun)20:18:33No.696973
>be me >finally about to checkmate >piece decides "nah" and moves somewhere else >half my pieces turn invisible >board does a 180 >chaos meter hits maximum >sound becomes literal ear torture >still having more fun than regular chess
this is peak game design. bobby fischer is rolling in his grave and i love it
Anonymous01/12/26(Sun)20:34:21No.696974
clicked reset and it just shuffled the pieces around instead
even the RESET BUTTON trolls you. this is art
Anonymous01/12/26(Sun)20:51:12No.696975
>>696973 >bobby fischer rolling in his grave
kek'd. this is what happens when you let the AI cook. and by cook i mean have a complete psychotic break
Anonymous01/12/26(Sun)21:07:44No.696976
the "valid moves" are LIES. they show you where you CAN'T move. absolute chaos. i'm crying
Anonymous01/12/26(Sun)21:23:56No.696977
this is more addictive than it has any right to be. the fact that it's INTENTIONALLY broken makes it somehow acceptable? brain is confused. send help
Anonymous01/12/26(Sun)21:44:44No.696978
check my quads and OP has to add a mode where it gets EVEN MORE chaotic
like actually unplayable. maximum anarchy.
Anonymous01/12/26(Sun)22:01:09No.696979
>>696978
HOLY QUADS
OP you heard the man. we need MAXIMUM CHAOS mode. make it completely unhinged
Anonymous01/12/26(Sun)22:19:37No.696980
showed this to my chess club. half of them are having existential crises. the other half can't stop laughing.