You're about to play a 2-player blackjack game on a single browser with no backend support.
This means you'll be taking turns looking at the screen while the other person... what?
Closes their eyes? Looks away? Makes airplane noises?
What are you going to do? Take turns on the same device?
Jerk each other off to a shrine of Dr. Pepper cans while you wait for your turn?
This is objectively the most awkward way to play blackjack.
But hey, you clicked it. That's on you. Have fun with your questionable life choices.
- Management
⚠️ WARNING: CARDS HAVE ACHIEVED SENTIENCE ⚠️ deck physics are optional. math is a suggestion. your sanity is not guaranteed.
click new game to start
🤖 DEALER TRASH TALK 🤖
Waiting for you to make terrible decisions...
Dealer
Score: ?
Player
Score: 0
😈 CHAOS TOGGLES 😈
GAME MODES EXPLAINED:
AI Mode: The dealer is an abusive AI that will mock your every move. Trash talk included. Your feelings will be hurt.
2-Player Mode: One person is the dealer, one is the player. Take turns. Try not to peek. This is stupid and you know it.
Chaos Mode: Cards shuffle mid-game. Values are lies. The dealer cheats. Scores glitch. Cards swap randomly. Gravity is optional. Nothing makes sense. This is blackjack on psychedelics.
Remember: The house always wins. Except in chaos mode. Then nobody wins. Especially not your sanity.